Damn That's Whack

Hey, I'm Cory. I'm starting med school in the fall. This is where I go to strum the sweet melodies of the internet. Feel free to ask questions, submit your favorite links, and comment! Fuckin' Lingerer(s)

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bestrooftalkever:

Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nesquik
#synergy

There’s so many goddam satire sites nowadays I have no idea if anything is real anymore

bestrooftalkever:

Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nesquik

#synergy

There’s so many goddam satire sites nowadays I have no idea if anything is real anymore

Anonymous asked
Are you still super internet famous? I've been following you for a while so I dunno if you still get tons of asks and whatnot.

Half the time I use this site, I end up having to use urban dictionary for its intended purpose. I hope that answers your question.

Anonymous asked
You're cute as fuck!

is fuck really that cute tho?

Anonymous asked
Describe your dream girl

This is impossible due to how big of an idiot I am, I see a different dream girl like 15 times a day. There’s just seriously too many beautiful people on this planet

Anonymous asked
I just wanna lay in bed with you and watch the office all day is that too much to ask?

Ooo good call im gonna do that tomorrow feel free to join me