Hey, I'm Cory. I'm a pre-med student and I'm gonna be a senior in college. This is where I go to strum the sweet melodies of the internet. Feel free to ask questions, submit your favorite links, and comment on everything! Fuckin' Lingerer(s)
My senior thesis investigates the age old question, “do she got a booty?”
So far my research has shown that indeed she doooooo
I’m old enough to know that when you’re in the grocery store and you only only have enough money for either a loaf of bread or a box of oreos, you buy that goddam box of oreos and eat it all at once that same night and fall asleep hating yourself. Yeah, that’s how old I am.
Or is it 6 fingers?